Привет, английская классика:
"Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination," said Elizabeth. "We can all plague and punish one another. Tease him--laugh at him. Intimate as you are, you must know how it is to be done."
"But upon my honour, I do NOT. I do assure you that my intimacy has not yet taught me THAT. Tease calmness of manner and presence of mind! No, no--feel he may defy us there. And as to laughter, we will not expose ourselves, if you please, by attempting to laugh without a subject. Mr. Darcy may hug himself."

Оо, hug himself , какая прелесть, жаль не переводится буквально, меня бы это так умиляло. Впрочем, меня устроит и перевод «пусть мистер дарси возьмёт с полки пирожок».
Вообще говоря, неожиданно хорошая книга. Внезапно даже остроумненькая.